Look at my lovely new mode of transportation! A 2005 Chrysler Town & Country Touring Edition van, with only 25000 miles. Isn’t she beautiful? Well, other than the fact that she’s white! But she’s quiet, her transmission is smooth, her axles don’t go “clunk, clunk” when you turn a corner, her a/c and heater works and, best of all, her headlights actually light up the night! All in all, a fair trade-off for monthly payments!

I do believe her name is Penelope. I’ve never named a car before. Perhaps that is because all my other cars were male? But she is definitely Penelope.